1. “No Parking Zone. If parked here All tyres will be punctured with extreme prejudice” 2. “Love thy neighbor but not while driving,” 3. “This is a highway not a runway” 4. I am curvaceous, Be slow! 5. Drive like Hell & You will be there !!! 6. Live for your Today…Drive for your tomorrow 7. Mind your Brakes or Brake your Mind 8. Hospital ceilings are boring to look at … Avoid Accident 9. Be slower on the Earth than Quicker to Eternity 10. Make love not war…but nothing while Driving