These are some one-liners which I found pretty excellent either because they are or because I wrote them
1. “They said you should Pay Taxes with a Smile. I did ; but they wanted Cash”
2. Frequently Asked Questions Seldom have Answers
3. I write about Money & Humor and came to realize that they are mutually exclusive
4. "I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me." – Warren Buffett
5. Be patient. Otherwise you will become a patient
6. In Life Its all a matter of perception. I consider myself frugal. My wife thinks I am a miser.
7. In vibrations class, we used to calculate frequency of oscillation of our prof. Between the two ends of the stage
8. There was a professor with a verbal mannerism “You Know”.And then there was a Professor who made all of us Utter “Oh No”
9. I am diligent. Even If I go to Arsikere, I set the Out-of-Office setting on
10. I am a pretty decent money-minded personality