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One Liners

These are some one-liners which I found pretty excellent either because they are or because I wrote them
1. “They said you should Pay Taxes with a Smile. I did ; but they wanted Cash”

2. Frequently Asked Questions Seldom have Answers

3. I write about Money & Humor and came to realize that they are mutually exclusive

4. "I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me." – Warren Buffett

5. Be patient. Otherwise you will become a patient

6. In Life Its all a matter of perception. I consider myself frugal. My wife thinks I am a miser.

7. In vibrations class, we used to calculate frequency of oscillation of our prof. Between the two ends of the stage

8. There was a professor with a verbal mannerism “You Know”.And then there was a Professor who made all of us Utter “Oh No”

9. I am diligent. Even If I go to Arsikere, I set the Out-of-Office setting on

10. I am a pretty decent money-minded personality

Comments

Lakshmi said…
Liked the 8th one most.....even though all are equally good :-)
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